mentalramen sara is my soulmate madeleine
madeleine

hello my name is bird and im in love with louis tomlinson

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

amazign:

Ⓜ️🅰💲💲ℹ️✔️📧 🅿️🅾🅾🅿️

Posted on Thu, August 21 2014, 9 hours ago
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orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

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burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

fasterfood:

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no

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maybe

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

Posted on Thu, August 21 2014, 23 hours ago
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lunarbirth:

mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)

me:

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mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! 

me:

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Posted on Thu, August 21 2014, 23 hours ago
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sara is my soulmate